crashtest cubicle

Hello staff,

It has come to our attention that several employees have reported a noise coming from the northeast corner of the floor.

We have checked the surrounding area and found nothing. The overhead lighting is functioning within normal parameters and all systems are working. The sound is probably coming from someone’s cubicle.

If this is you, please refrain from making these noises during business hours.

Don’t forget that there is nowhere to go. See you tomorrow. Thanks!

– Bossman